We love teeth.
And why wouldn’t we? Our teeth help us accomplish so many things. Without your teeth, you couldn’t eat, smile (confidently) or talk (coherently).
So, in honor of our pearly whites, we’ve found 25 quotes about teeth we think you’ll love.
Fun quotes about teeth
1. “Teeth are always in style.” ~ Dr. Seuss
2. “Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes
3. “I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
4. “Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.” ~ Unknown
5. “A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.” ~ Herb Caen
6. “You don’t have to brush all your teeth–just the ones you want to keep.” ~ Unknown
7. “You’re like a set of false teeth. I can’t smile without you.” ~ Unknown
8. “I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.” ~ Martin H. Fischer
9. “A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.” ~ Unknown
10. “If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.” ~Martin H. Fischer
11. “So I went to the dentist. He said, “Say aaah.” I said, “Why?” He said, “My dog’s died.” ~ Unknown
12. “Be kind to your dentist. Even dentist have fillings.” ~ Unknown
13. “Cleaning with dogs in your house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” ~ Anonymous
14. “If you have more cavities than you have teeth you’ve led a ‘Sweet’ life.” ~ Stanley Victor Paskavich
15. “Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing.” ~ Anonymous
16. “Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.” ~ Unknown
17. “A dentist gets to the root of the problem.” ~ Unknown
18. “Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is.” ~ Unknown
19. “A good dentist makes a good impression!” ~ Unknown
20. “A great dentist never gets on your nerves!” ~ Unknown
21. “Ignore your teeth and they’ll go away.” ~ Unknown
22. “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” ~ Mae West
23. “I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.” ~ Josh Brolin
24. “Teeth aren’t pearly, until you smile.” ~ Anthony Liccione
25. “Whether you have teeth or not, smile! Because our world always needs a smile!” ~ Mehmet Murat ildan
Bettina says
Great site. Just had a quick read.